If cockroaches somehow mutated into car-sized monsters, would the modern military be able to defeat them? Will our weapons work against t…

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Answer by Desmond Last:

Cockroaches are getting bigger. Why? Because the American Military have in Area 51 a dedicated group of scientists who are researching using giant cockroaches to fight an invading force.

Obama, who has failed to defeat ISIS has instructed the Giant Cockroach research Group to become an American Military priority.

He hopes his legacy to the world will be the sight of Giant Cockroaches chasing fleeing ISIS fighters across Syria and Iraq.

There is one little problem. An angry ex-employer who lives in Washington D.C has a batch of the mutant Giant Cockroaches.

Obama and the U.S Military have been conducting a massive security operation in Washington to try and capture them. That is why there is so much military in Washington at the moment.

The ex-employee is a smart guy. He had disguised the Giant cockroaches as Taxi Cabs- so be careful when you hail a cab.

Obama does not want mass panic. So the CIA developed Pokemon. Pokemon is actually a giant cockroach tracking system. Those little creatures you are seeing on your mobiles are actually giant baby cockroaches.

That is how the Military intend to defeat the Giant cockroaches. By using people as bait with Pokemon to draw out the Mummy and Daddy Giant Cockroaches. Then they are going to use small tactical nuclear weapons to destroy them. Obama thought that if Detroit can look as if a nuclear weapon had hit it, then why not Washington.

If cockroaches somehow mutated into car-sized monsters, would the modern military be able to defeat them? Will our weapons work against t…

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